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Let's start with Toshimitsu!
Have you ever been told you look like you're going bald after drinking?
I have.
I have, but...
There's always that story about you not having a face.
Yeah, there is.
When I was watching Rabbit in the morning,
Moriyama from Mitorisu came out with a bald head.
And I saw that and thought,
Oh, you have a face!
This is gonna be fun!
There's no reason for you to do it straight away.
But we wanted you to watch it.
It's been 10 years.
You're not swollen, are you?
We're fine.
Make your faces look swollen!
Why?
You can take off your clothes and go under water.
Before is most before.
Iwata sensei.
The one with the biggest difference wins.
When do we submit it?
In January.
It's about 3 weeks old.
If it's a proof picture...
A proof picture?!
If we take a proof picture of it...
I think it'll be fine.
Well, if we can do it.
There's no difference in how you take it.
700 yen for one.
It costs money to submit it.
What should we do?
This strategy...
What's in it?
It's the same thing, I think.
Is there any kind of cheat?
Cheat?
What kind of cheat?
Not as bad as putting hyaluronic acid in it.
Hyaluronic acid is prohibited.
Fat-restriction is also prohibited.
No blind date!
The most annoying thing is...
when you're not training, you get a strike.
Yeah...
And you don't want to move...
and you have to go get your license picture.
That's probably the most annoying.
At peak condition, you're a half-bored asshole...
and you're usually outside.
Get your license!
Three weeks later...
Yeah...
I'll forget about it.
Remind me, please!
I'll seriously forget about it!
3 weeks later!
3 weeks later...
Wow!
That's fast!
I don't really remember it myself.
No, you're right.
I don't know much about it, but I haven't compared it much.
It's fun to watch it here.
I think I forgot about the camera in the middle of it.
It's common for drunk people.
I don't know where and what is being taken, but Higuchi is always like this.
I was already drunk.
Higuchi is also a drunk person.
What?
Higuchi is drunk!
I don't know if Higuchi is drunk.
I don't know how it's going, but your movie is playing now.
What?
I'm a doctor, not a singer.
This is my movie.
I'm from the Yumemaru team.
I've been thinking about how to get rid of the swelling, but all I can think of is a massage and a bath.
I don't know, so I'm going to take a bath for now.
From now, one hour.
Wow, it looks tough.
I'll do it.
Recently, I've been paying attention to my diet.
90kg was before, and now it's 87kg.
I lost about 3kg.
I'm so tired.
I realized it was only two minutes left.
My mouth is numb.
One hour.
I just got out of the bath.
I'm so hot.
I was told to do a mask to remove swelling.
I'm going to do it.
I'm done.
I'm not sure about my feelings.
I'm going to do it for 10 minutes.
I don't know.
It's refreshing.
I'm going to get my ID photo.
I washed my face and went to get my ID photo.
I'm going to have an after party now.
I'm going to drink water and salt and wish for a swollen body tomorrow morning.
This is my first drink.
Thank you for the food.
Delicious!
Very delicious!
After that, I drank for about an hour and drank 5 cans of beer and 1 can of soda.
The engine has finally started up.
If only I could go for about 6 stops.
Without setting up a plan or anything.
Let's drink as usual.
It's getting scary.
I'd like to put on my clothes and turn the camera around.
I'll drink the tequila I got from the store!
Cheers!
Osos!
It's getting good.
We have our share!
I'll drink it.
Drink it!
Ouch!
Drink it off-camera!
It's a lie!
Thank you!
It's a lie!
It's done!
Huh? It's colored.
What are you doing?
I have to make it swell.
It's swelling up.
It's swelling up!
I'm going to have fun until I dream and go to work.
Are you serious?
I'm talking about Higuchi all the time.
I can't do it anymore.
There is also a showroom party tomorrow.
Are you serious?
I told you.
You're going home, right?
You're a good guy.
I'm going home.
You know what's wrong with you?
You know what, too?
You've been through it before.
You say you should go home, but I can't.
You're greedy.
I'm Anjou's city boy!
You're so stingy.
You were really stingy.
You were with your girlfriend, but you were playing with your horse.
Shut up!
What are you talking about?
You were cool when you were a kid.
It was like a real one.
Yeah, it was.
This is crazy!
It's not crazy.
It's crazy.
I'm at my limit.
I'm scared.
I want to go home and wake up and take a picture.
I'll eat cup noodles first, and then put in the starch at the end and eat it tomorrow.
I'm back.
The last boost.
Tomi-chicky.
Ramen.
I bought it, so I'll eat it.
It's so dark in here.
I saw a microwave in the kitchen.
I'll go get a light picture.
You haven't waited for me?
You're doing it right.
You're doing it well.
This is Miko.
Miko's picture
Yeah, I can see that.
You look like Ijambo.
Just like Ijambo.
Look at my hair.
Oh, I see.
Ijambo's picture
You look so tired.
Like this!
Are you the same person?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not!
You're so thin!
Stop it with your hair!
Your eyes and your back are...
You're a bit dull.
You're pretty ugly.
Your proportions are a bit different, too.
You're this old, but you're already old.
Are you tired overall?
I guess so. I feel the gravity.
Afternoon?
12 o'clock in the afternoon?
How many days have you been drinking?
I've been drinking.
If you buy something and sleep, you'll be full.
While you're waiting, you might stop the camera and go to sleep.
It's not going as you think it will.
Maybe you're in a hurry.
You're lazy.
People who are tired and lazy talk a lot and are pumped up.
I forgot my watch and my light photo.
I don't have much time left in the ash.
I don't know who you are, but I'd like you to take a look at me.
Nice to meet you. My name is Mukumitsu.
What are you doing?! Really.
I was thinking about who I should drink with.
Tetsuya had a huge drinking party about two days ago.
I was so anxious that I thought I was really taking the same video.
My strategy is to drink at home.
I think salt is important, so I'd like to pick up a little more salt.
I don't know what the strategy is, but I'm not very confident.
First of all, dinner. It's past seven o'clock at night.
I'll have a bolognese for dinner.
I'm going to decide on a beer today, so I'll start with Budweiser.
Oh, it's delicious.
This is delicious!
Recently, I drink alone at home.
Yesterday, I drank alone for free.
I drink alone at home for free.
I want you to try it.
It costs money to go to a restaurant.
But drinking alone at home for free is a good deal.
I will eat like this.
It's been about two hours since then.
I feel better now.
I'm feeling better now.
I said I needed salt earlier.
I prepared this.
Raw ham and wood.
This set is sold in Costco.
It comes with a knife like this.
It's cut.
I'm not alive.
It worked like this.
That's all for today!
Oh!
Delicious!
You're good!
This is awesome!
Oh, delicious!
You're a genius!
Delicious!
Ah, this is good!
I recommend this quite a bit.
And then, after eating rice, I eat this fried potato, black pepper.
It's my favorite.
I'm eating this, too.
Hmm!
This is the best when you're drinking.
And to make a comparison, this one.
Maburenbo Chicken's Karaage Senbei.
This is made by Mr. Iriguchi.
This is not bad for a snack snack.
But this is insanely good, so if you bought it and went crazy,
The content is small, but it's really good.
It's like this, it's pretty moist.
[PH] It's good.
It's good.
Is it beer?
[PH] It's beer.
Oh no, I'm gonna have muscle and normal food.
I'm gonna eat Gouda cheese!
Am I quiet?
This is terrible.
Thank you for the food!
It's almost 12 o'clock, but I've had two beers and a glass of more.
To be honest, I don't think I can drink any more.
I'm a full-bodied guy.
I guess I'll just have a beer.
I want to eat.
Buddy...
Let's have fish-shaped rice balls.
Sure.
Let's go to Manpukei.
No.
Come on, listen to me.
Fish-shaped rice balls seemed lonely recently...
Yeah...
Are you on the phone now?
Oh, thank you. I'm not lonely.
Pffft!
You're terrible!
Oh, sorry. Thank you. I'm grateful for your feelings.
You're terrible! You're really terrible!
I'm enjoying my time with you.
No, you wrapped too much gyoza today, so I thought you were weird.
I wrapped it too much and the skin of the dumpling was not enough, so I sliced ​​the radish and wrapped it in the skin of the radish.
You're boring.
What is it you?
It's a fact, it's not funny or anything.
It's boring.
See you.
Thank you for your concern.
Yes.
Poon-san is an old man, is he awake?
What did you do?
Let's go to the full-loaded room.
Do you go to the full-loaded room?
Can you eat it all?
Okay.
Can you?
[PH] Yes.
Can you eat it all?
Yes, I can.
Really?
He's eating it all.
I'm so full that I want to go.
I'm a big eater.
Here's your ramen.
Enjoy your ramen.
Thank you.
Here it is.
Perfect.
To be honest, I have nothing bad to say right now.
I'm pretty full right now.
I'm telling you.
It's so good!
I thought I'd eat it all up.
But I can't do it.
It's amazing.
Amazing ramen.
It's really amazing.
To be honest,
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm drinking alcohol to warm you up.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I couldn't say anything flashy, but...
Here's the drink. It's just before it starts.
Oh, well, well, well...
The most empty state.
It's like a bath.
I'm the one who's jealous.
Here's the after.
Oh, well, well, well...
Oh, it's pretty full.
The outline is empty.
Yeah, it's kind of full.
The amount of drink is actually...
I don't think you need to fill it up that much.
I focused on salt more.
So I thought I could do it at home.
I was down than I was full of face.
I felt like I could do more.
Obviously, my eyes got weird.
Eyes get red.
Your face is too big.
It's hard to catch up with past bests.
[PH] I'm sorry.
Yes, I...
Let's get started with the video.
Yes.
This video is...
not real.
No, but...
Collaboration!
But it's a collaboration video.
With a video like this...
With a video like this, you should release my video.
Can you stop?
I'm used to it.
You're crazy!
The best part is that it's been filmed.
The best part is...
When I tweeted about the video...
I was drunk and said...
Yes, yes.
When I tweeted...
I said I was frustrated about something.
I just wanted to go back to normal.
If you were here, you'd have the most memorable drink you've had in the past few years.
It's like remembering your youth.
I'm really looking forward to it.
Let's take a look at it.
This is my before and after.
Tetsuya's team.
Before is Tetsuya.
I wanted to keep my before tight before it was swollen.
It's almost impossible to keep it tight for a short period of time.
I'm going to make it as thin as possible, so I haven't swollen at all.
I've been eating for 24 hours now.
I'm so hungry.
I'm still a normal person.
The last thing I can do is...
It's bright!
Yes, it's a Tatsuki sauna.
I'm dark!
I want to get as much water out as possible.
I'm so hungry I can't stand it.
I'll take a photo and complete it.
I'm back.
It's just sunset.
I didn't drink water halfway.
I was sweating and rinsing my lymphatic system.
I was rinsing my lymphatic system.
How is it?
It's not swollen.
Wait a minute.
I was going to switch the camera and suddenly it was like this.
Yes.
Your hair is messy.
My hair is messy.
Wait a minute.
This picture...
I don't need this picture at all!
Oh, it's coming out!
It's coming out!
Oh, it's good!
It's not swollen at all! It's refreshing!
I'm Tetsuya of the Tetsuya Team Before Team!
I'm Tetsuya, in charge of the after!
I have plans for dinner today and tomorrow, so I'll eat a lot there first and gain as much weight as possible for two days!
And on the third day, I'll pour in some alcohol and see how much it's swollen in the morning of the next day!
Today is the New Year's party with my Chinese classmates.
Since it's a bar, there are a lot of fried food and alcohol.
So first of all, I'd like to get rid of all the useless things and make a foundation.
Well then, I'll go!
Yes, Chinese reunion... reunion...
It's not reunion...
It's New Year's party...
I'm hungry now...
I'm hungry... I'm hungry...
I can't do it anymore...
I'll take it back!
Let's eat and drink a lot today and get excited for 2025!
Cheers!
I went to the second time!
Cheers!
I went to Omen for the third time!
In 2025,
Good morning!
It's 4 o'clock in the morning!
It's so dark!
By chance,
Tanochi, who is filming our usual videos,
is in Omen,
and we met up!
Hey, Tanochi!
What's up with you?!
Tanochi!
Thank you for the food!
Good morning!
Obviously, there is still alcohol left.
It's a little unpleasant.
How about it? Is it swollen?
I have a meal plan today as well.
I want to do my best there.
It's night.
Today, I had a New Year's party with my relative on the Tsumagawa River.
I'm in Tokyo.
I ate a lot of rice and thought it was swollen.
It's not swollen at all.
After all, it's not good to eat.
After all, there is only alcohol.
Yesterday's reflection is that I drank a lot and stopped it.
When I look back at my past when my face was full of face, it is crushed.
This time, I tweeted like this to crush me.
I got a lot of people's contact and this person posted it with love.
Hello, it's been a while. I'm George.
A normal George.
Yeah, a normal, ordinary George.
My classmate in Seattle, who's in the middle of things, lent me the bar he's running.
I'm grateful for that.
I want you to know one more thing, but I wasn't called.
No, no, no.
I got a call directly.
Yeah, you didn't call.
I didn't call.
The manager said he wanted to step up and support us in that Somehow Brothers and Somehow Combination.
It's nostalgic!
The moment we got there, it was nostalgic!
It's a very emotional atmosphere and the alcohol is also spinning! It's a good environment!
How many days ago or three months ago did we get fired from Tetsuya?
Oh, there was!
The next day when there was, it was certainly really ugly.
From now on, I will send this address to the person who contacted me and I will toast with them every time.
The first person who contacted me was...
It's been a long time!
It's Koumai!
Koumai!
No matter how much it is, no one remembers it!
I don't remember!
We have been playing games together for a long time.
Since we are here, let's start with this.
Let's warm up Tetsuya!
Please try your best to make me laugh!
Cheers!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
There's a rip on your tweet.
Eh? Who sent it?
It's just...
A rip.
Who is it? Are you curious?
Ehhhh!
No, no, no!
It's a good one!
It's dangerous, Mr. Azunari.
What!?
No!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm going to faint! I'm going to faint!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
I can't even drink a single sip!
My heart is about to explode!
But you haven't returned it!
On the contrary, it's a shame that you haven't returned anything.
That's right!
Just by explaining the situation...
Yes, yes.
No, there's no way I'd return it!
Well, yes, yes!
That's right! That's right!
There's no way!
Don't get carried away!
It's natural!
You're just a human being!
Even if you make fun of me like this...
That's right!
I'm really happy with 100 points!
Can you do it for me?
Yes!
This person came here.
I play video games. I'm Kobretti.
It's Kobretti!
This is amazing!
Kobretti! Kobretti!
He is my favorite splash player.
He puts a lot of Tokai One songs in his videos.
If you like Tokai One, you'll know how Tokai One is.
Thank you for always.
I'm always grateful for you.
I'm sorry for using you.
No, it's nothing.
We had a great time today.
See you later. Cheers!
Cheers!
Thank you for today.
We'll have a main phase tomorrow.
Let's do our best.
Cheers!
We have a guest today.
He said he wanted to hit me in the video of me making you gain weight.
He is the one.
He is a game commentator, game commentator, YouTuber, and a trainer.
[PH] I'm sorry.
LOL
Please make me swell up with all my strength!
Cheers!
By the way, I really want to swell up,
but I'm not good at drinking alone.
What should we do?
Take a lot of salt water and alcohol water.
Is water okay?
Let's take it.
We should drink more and more water and alcohol.
Take a lot of fruits and wood like potassium,
and take a lot of salt water and drink it.
I ate a lot of potatoes and drank a lot of beer.
You called an expert.
I thought it would be good, so I ate potato chips.
I didn't like potato chips.
Let's stop eating potato chips.
Wow!
Hey!
Thank you for your introduction.
I'm Keisuke Mese.
Is it your birthday?
It's my birthday today.
Really?
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday!
Oh!
The moment Keisuke came,
Please introduce yourself.
We are going to do rock-paper-scissors and the one who goes first is going to drink.
Let's do it!
What are you doing?
You are cameraman George.
Cheers!
I'm going to eat salt and salt flakes.
Pizza! Pizza!
Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
Pizza with water ball!
Wow! Amazing!
Pizza is ready!
Congratulations!
[PH] Is it okay if I drink with my tongue?
[PH] No!
We were talking and having fun but
I didn't drink at all.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
The person who loses in the order of rock-paper-scissors will drink!
Yeah!
Rock, paper, scissors!
What are you doing!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Soma is here!
Wait!
Hey!
What?
Trangissa, Harukun, Takeaki Sho and George are too hot!
Yes!
Um...
It's a reunion!
It's a funny story!
This reunion is the best!
It's really funny!
It's really endless!
Yeah...
Anyway, we're going up from here, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hey, I don't care about the video!
Hahahahaha!
Let's talk!
I'm going to stop doing this!
2014!
Hahahahaha!
Wow!
I got a red one!
Thank you!
I got a mountain!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
I'm really thankful!
You're a really drunk youth.
Let's drink together.
Since Fanfest.
It's been a while.
It's a video, but you don't have to worry about it.
I don't need it.
It's not a cut, is it?
It's not a cut.
It's definitely early.
I'm not.
It's hard to send early.
I did it!
I'm sorry.
I'm sure you've heard of it before.
I've heard of it!
It's because...
Tobii is here!
I'm not done yet.
Is anyone joining us now?
Can you make it?
We're reflecting, right?
We're reflecting, that's why we're taking so long.
We're mainly watching the 10th episode.
This is out of the 10th episode, right?
[PH] Can you make it?
Reflection over!
It looks like we're ending our reflection session today.
It's over!
Tetsuya is completely asleep now.
Good morning.
After the drinking party, it's the next day's afternoon.
My face looks like this.
Subtle.
Is it swollen?
I feel like it's not at all.
My head hurts. My throat hurts.
Something like that.
I see.
It's going well.
I just explained it with words.
I don't remember what happened in the second half of the movie,
I only saw some scary thumbnails.
Wow! I understand!
That's right.
Everyone gave a lot of stories, right?
The next day,
it was like a party for you guys.
That's right!
It was the best party!
No, no, no!
Haru-kun and Take-san were also there.
It was awesome.
What?
I tweeted about it at first.
Yeah, you tweeted about it.
I was like, I'll post it.
It was like it was banned.
All kinds of angles were coming out.
The account announced that it would be 600,000 yen.
Ah, it's not bad.
But we're confused.
We're confused, but...
When we heard the sound of 600,000 yen...
We were like, we're in Greece!
We were like, if we can make 700,000 yen and sell it for 600,000 yen, let's pay it.
Mockemon?
That's nice! I haven't done that!
Let's just have fun, okay?
Okay, I'll do a recap.
This is it!
Here it is!
This is weird!
You're weird!
Next!
Here it is!
Oh, that's dark!
Dark!
Let's fight!
Isn't your clothes torn?!
Your clothes are torn!
Hey! Hey!
But you look different!
Under his eyes...
He's like a bear!
You know, this light-reading machine...
When you come in...
It challenges you to be bright!
It's horizontal!
Yeah...
It's a little bigger overall...
But his eyes are bigger...
I see...
I can't say anything good about it...
Just before, in the sub-channel...
I was too ugly...
I wanted to aim for something like that, but it's my first time knowing that there is such a difference.
That's right.
That's funny.
Everyone's personality is getting worse.
That's right. Everyone's personality is getting worse.
This neckless competition is won by Tetsuya!
Yay!
Everyone won!
Thank you for your hard work.
See you in the next video.
[PH] Salam.